Record Sign-Up Week:

Record Sign-Up Week:

Uncle Pokey Sets New Record The word is getting out about Uncle Pokey Last week, www.unclepokey.com had a record 271 new users register. That’s our biggest week ever! Thank you to everyone, and as a token of appreciation, UPE is giving a 20% discount on all...
The Story of Uncle Pokey

The Story of Uncle Pokey

There’s no love like tough love…   “Now Uncle, listen to me very closely.” she said with commanding sternness and locked eyes, “You know I love you and whether you deserve it or not, I want to get you a nice Christmas present. But if I do, you must show up to accept...
The 2017 Eclipse Tee Shirt Collection by Uncle Pokey

The 2017 Eclipse Tee Shirt Collection by Uncle Pokey

The 2017 Eclipse Collection of Art-Tees by Uncle Pokey Once-in-a-lifetime solar eclipse is happening August 21! Get your 2017 Solar Eclipse collectors edition original tee shirts from Uncle Pokey in time for the big event. All orders guaranteed delivery by August 16,...

Original Solar Eclipse Tees by Uncle Pokey

The Big Solar Eclipse is August 21st! Uncle Pokey traveling to GROUND ZERO That’s right! For naturalist, historians, tin-foil hatters, stargazers, front porch swingers, kids, moms and dads all over the south… a once in a lifetime event is just days away....
Fathers Day Meercats

Fathers Day Meercats

Fathers Day greeting cards by Uncle Pokey. Look… I know he doesn’t like this sort of thing, but tell the ‘ol guy you love ’em. He deserves it.

Mothers Day 2017 – Uncle Pokey

Mothers Day 2017 – Uncle Pokey

Mothers Day is coming! Send her this latest funny card and start remembering the good, and not-so-good, times of your prankish youth. Other Mothers Day cards and greeting cards for all occasions are available at www.unclepokey.com.  Help the families and children of...
Easter Egg Hunt – Easter – Uncle Pokey

Easter Egg Hunt – Easter – Uncle Pokey

  Easter Egg Hunt greeting card by Uncle Pokey. Funny & colorful, but always remember the true reason for celebrating Easter, to honor Christ’s resurrection. Source: Easter Egg Hunt – Easter – Uncle...
St. Patrick’s Day Traditions & Resources from Ireland

St. Patrick’s Day Traditions & Resources from Ireland

Just in time for St. Patty & straight from Ireland! Everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the St. Patrick’s Day Traditions & Resources from Ireland Source: St. Patrick’s Day Traditions & Resources from Ireland...
Feelin’ Poorly – Get Well Soon – Uncle Pokey

Feelin’ Poorly – Get Well Soon – Uncle Pokey

“Feelin’ Poorly” greeting card by Uncle Pokey is sure to bring a playful smile to anyone under the weather. This is a great card to motivate recovery from a short term, everyday illness, but make sure their sense of humor isn’t ill, too…...
Digital Love – Valentine

Digital Love – Valentine

Digital Love Valentines Card – I know, I know… Valentine’s is over. I’m sorry I couldn’t finish it this year, but we like it, so give me feedback anyway.

Uncle Pokey Original Sketches

Uncle Pokey Original Sketches

Sketches made while in prison, these scraps of jail art would soon become the greeting cards everyone enjoys today.

What’s Uncle Pokey’s motivation?

What’s Uncle Pokey’s motivation?

Check out the new “Original Art” Page in the Galleries section of www.unclepokey.com, and see what makes U.P. tick. Coming very soon: The writings of Uncle Pokey (new blog site) The U.P. Podcast (Summer 2017) Join the Uncle Pokey family!  Use the email...
Up & Running (Again)

Up & Running (Again)

O’tay! The Uncle Pokey website is back on the wire with a new look, and new features such as… What? Shipping and handling included? Bam! Thanks right. And every card purchased increases the full order discount? Boom. Right again. PLUS… Come to...

Happy New Year

  What will 2017 bring for you? Pray and see the difference it...

WEBSITE MAKEOVER

A memo to the U.P. Army and general public from the office of Uncle Pokey Sorry for the inconvenience, but Uncle Pokey™ has ordered us minions to give www.unclepokey.com & the blog site a new look (Yeah… not like it’s a busy time of year or...

Birthday Cake

“Birthday Cake”   Front Panel: Happy Birthday! I made you a “great big cake” with your favorite icing. Inside Panel: It was delicious! This is a great birthday card for someone you can’t be with on their birthday. It’s funny,...

Kards for Kids addition – Color Ice Cream

Here is our newest “Kards for Kids” addition to the Coloring Greeting Card line… the “Color Ice Cream” card. CRAYONS INCLUDED!  Uncle Pokey includes crayons with each greeting card purchase. Children love to color these greeting cards and...

Forgiven Ministry

Source: Forgiven Ministry Read these letters to Scottie… very inspirational.   Uncle...

Forgiven Ministry

Source: Forgiven Ministry Please support this wonderful organization. They provide “day camps” all over the nation so inmates can spend a few hours with their family and loved ones. Thank you, Uncle...
Uncle Pokey goes Spanish!

Uncle Pokey goes Spanish!

Coming In January, 2016 all Uncle Pokey greeting cards will be available in Latin American Spanish!
Alien Dudes

Alien Dudes

Always greet strangers with a welcoming smile, your right hand extended in friendship, and your left hand on your wallet.  – UP

Beers On The Wall

Perseverance is a virtue, but in the right circumstance, it can get you hurt (lol). -UP
Cornbread

Cornbread

In jail… sometimes sharing is the smart play.
Operation

Operation

If you get this gag, your as old as I am. Remember the game?

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